Wattle You Do If The Queen Comes For Dinner

Wattle You Do If The Queen Comes For Dinner

This design is bright, busy and fun, and good for disguising spills! It has a beautiful blue stripy border.


"What will you do if the Queen comes for dinner!?" was something Mum used to say to us as kids, if we weren't using polite table manners.  Considering we lived on a dirt road, in a fibro house, on the outskirts of a daggy regional mining town in central Queensland, we didn't think the Queen would be rocking up anytime soon.


100% European linen

Designed, printed and sewn in Brisbane

Suits 6-8 seater tables

146cm x 268cm


$290 each, with $10 flat rate shipping. If you would like a quote on express postage to your area, please get in touch.



Care instructions: cold machine wash on delicate cycle, or handwash. Dry in shade. Iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.